Jan
13
Clothes
Put on the best clothes you have every day.
When you see yourself in a mirror you will think, “Wow, I am looking great today! I must be an important human. Well-liked too!” People around will see your fine clothes and indicate to each other that you are distinguished and noteworthy. They will say things to each other like, “Hey did you see that gentleman’s cap? It’s highly acceptable!” and, “Wow! Check out her tall shoes. She’s probably very happy and cool.” Being thus enchanted with your appearance, local people will likely grant you wage money raises and sultry liaisons. Needless to say, use these newfound funds and relationships to obtain more clothes.
